I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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