she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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