margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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