apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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