I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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