Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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