So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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