That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
