On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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