I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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