Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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