sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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