So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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