Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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