a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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