We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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