All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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