I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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