I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
