They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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