You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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