shes about as inviting as chlamydia
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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