ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
