no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
soo... how was my night?
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