We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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