He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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