It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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