just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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