Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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