I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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