I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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