Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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