so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
All the doctor said was why
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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