I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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