There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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