I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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