come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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