I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
