'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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