I love black thongs
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and she was petting her beer can
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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