i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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