I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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