I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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