You can't motorboat a personality
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
