She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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