Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This house was built for laser tag.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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