You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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