I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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