p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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