I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
40s are totally the cure
My dick has a subreddit
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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