I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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