Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Randomize
