Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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